Welcome to CheekyNeep Store! Before you start adding those snarky mugs and sassy tees to your cart, please take a moment to read these terms. We promise to keep it more interesting than your average legalese.

TL;DR: This is the agreement between you (our favorite customer) and us (your favorite purveyors of cheeky merchandise). By using our site, you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, that’s cool too, but you won’t be able to buy our “I Read Terms & Conditions” badge (which we should probably make).

1. Who We Are & Who You Are

The CheekyNeep Vibe

We’re CheekyNeep Store (cheekyneeptrend.com), your source for humor-infused merchandise including (but not limited to) water bottles, apparel, drinkware, and gifts that make people either laugh or question your life choices.

Our Perfect Customer (That’s You!)

Our products are designed for adults who appreciate humor, sarcasm, and the occasional existential crisis. If you’re under 18, please get parental permission before buying our “Professional Overthinker” mug.

2. Product & Service Details

What We Sell

We offer high-quality, humor-themed products including:

  • Water bottles (because hydration should be hilarious)
  • Apparel (tees, hoodies – your sarcasm armor)
  • Drinkware (mugs for your coffee-fueled existential dread)
  • Accessories (keyrings, magnets – small doses of snark)
  • Gifts (for friends with similar questionable humor)

What You Get

Each product comes with:

  • Quality craftsmanship (we don’t skimp on the snark or the stitching)
  • Authentic CheekyNeep design (original, not stolen from memes)
  • Our promise that it will either delight you or confuse your relatives

Note: Actual product colors may vary slightly from website images because monitors lie more than our “I’m Fine” mugs.

3. Ordering & Payment

How to Order

Simply:

  1. Browse our selection (try not to laugh too loudly)
  2. Add items to cart (we won’t judge your questionable taste)
  3. Proceed to checkout (where reality sets in)
  4. Enter shipping details (we promise not to stalk you)
  5. Pay (the moment of truth)

Payment Options

We accept:

  • Visa
  • MasterCard
  • JCB
  • PayPal (for when you don’t want your partner seeing your “Wine Mom” flask purchase)

Your Payment Responsibilities

You agree to:

  • Provide accurate payment information
  • Pay all charges incurred under your account
  • Not use fraudulent payment methods (we will find out)
  • Understand that all sales are final once processed (unless our return policy applies)

4. Shipping & Delivery

Shipping Options

We offer:

  • Standard Shipping: $12.95 via DHL/FedEx – arrives in 10-15 business days after shipping
  • Free Shipping: For orders over $50 via EMS – arrives in 15-25 business days after shipping

Shipping Limitations

We currently don’t ship to:

  • Some Asian countries (due to shipping restrictions)
  • Remote areas (where sarcasm hasn’t been invented yet)

Delivery Expectations

While we process orders in 1-2 business days (faster than your regret), actual delivery times may vary due to:

  • Carrier delays (blame them, not us)
  • Customs hold-ups (bureaucracy moves slower than Monday mornings)
  • Acts of nature (even sarcasm can’t control the weather)

5. Returns & Refunds

Our Return Policy

We accept returns within 15 days of delivery if:

  • The item is unused and in original condition
  • It’s not a non-returnable item (see below)
  • You follow our return process (no throwing it through our window)

Non-Returnable Items

Some things just can’t come back:

  • Face covers (for obvious hygiene reasons)
  • Gifts that have already been gifted (too awkward)
  • Items showing signs of use (we can tell if you’ve been drinking from that mug)

How to Return

Email us at [email protected] with:

  • Your order number
  • What you’re returning
  • Why (we love a good story)
Then ship it to: CheekyNeep Returns, 3609 Pride Avenue, [City, State, ZIP] USA

Refund Timeline

Once we receive your return:

  • Refunds process in 3-5 business days
  • Original shipping costs aren’t refundable (unless we messed up)
  • Your bank may take extra days to show the refund

6. Intellectual Property

Our Creative Genius

All designs, text, graphics, and content are owned by CheekyNeep or properly licensed. This means:

  • You can’t copy our designs (that’s stealing, and stealing isn’t cool)
  • You can’t use our content without permission (ask nicely first)
  • You can enjoy our products, just don’t claim you made them

Your Content

If you submit reviews, photos, or other content:

  • You grant us permission to use it (with credit, unless you’re embarrassed)
  • You confirm it’s yours to share (no stealing others’ funny captions)

7. Liability & Limitations

Our Responsibility

We’re responsible for:

  • Providing products as described
  • Processing orders accurately
  • Addressing legitimate issues promptly

What We’re Not Responsible For

We can’t be held liable for:

  • Shipping delays beyond our control
  • Product misuse (that “This Mug Is Hot” warning was serious)
  • Your questionable gift choices causing family drama
  • Acts of nature, war, or zombie apocalypses

8. General Terms

Changes to Terms

We may update these terms occasionally. The current version will always be on our site (and probably still ignored by most).

Governing Law

These terms are governed by US law because that’s where we’re based (and where most of our sarcasm originates).

Contact Us

Questions? Email [email protected] – we respond faster than you can say “Why did I buy this?”

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Thanks for reading (or at least scrolling to the bottom). Now go enjoy some guilt-free shopping!