Privacy Policy

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1. Who We Are (And Why We Need Your Info)

We’re CheekyNeep Store (cheekyneeptrend.com), purveyors of sassy mugs, questionable life choice apparel, and other products that make conservative relatives clutch their pearls. To keep this snark train running, we need to collect some information from you – but only the necessary stuff.

2. What We Collect (And How We Use It)

We collect information that’s about as basic as your morning coffee order:

• Order Information: Your name, email, shipping address, and payment details (which we process faster than you can regret that “Wine Mom” flask purchase).
• Website Usage Data: How you navigate our site (probably looking for that “I Hate Mornings” mug we all know you need).
• Communication Data: Emails you send us (especially the ones complaining about how our products are too accurate).

3. How We Use Your Data (Spoiler: Not for Evil)

Your information helps us:

• Process your orders (and silently judge your product choices)
• Ship products worldwide (except to those few places we can’t find on a map)
• Respond to your emails (usually within 24 hours, unless we’re testing how many mugs fit in one box)
• Improve our website (so you can find that sarcastic tee faster next time)

4. Data Sharing (We’re Not Gossips)

We only share your information when absolutely necessary:

• Payment Processors: Visa, MasterCard, JCB, and PayPal (because we prefer money to IOUs)
• Shipping Providers: So your “Nice Personality” mug actually reaches you
• Legal Requirements: Only if forced (and we’ll complain about it in our group chat)

5. Data Security (Tighter Than Your Morning Jeans)

We use industry-standard encryption because the only thing we want to steal is your heart (through our products). Your payment info is safer with us than your dignity after buying our “Sarcasm Loading” tee.

6. Your Rights (Because You’re the Boss)

You can:

• Access your personal data (it’s not that interesting, trust us)
• Correct inaccurate information (we know you moved since buying that last flask)
• Request deletion of your data (though we might cry a little)
• Opt-out of marketing emails (but you’ll miss our snarky subject lines)

Email [email protected] to exercise these rights. We’ll respond faster than you can say “Why did I buy this?”

7. Cookies (The Digital Kind)

We use cookies – not the edible kind, sadly – to:

• Remember what’s in your cart (like that enamel mug you’re still debating)
• Analyze website traffic (mostly people looking for gifts they can’t explain)
• Improve your experience (so you can find more products to subtly express your existential dread)

You can disable cookies, but the site might work as well as your willpower during a sale.

8. Changes to This Policy (We’ll Try Not to Bore You)

We may update this policy, but only when necessary (unlike your social media status). The current version will always be here, and if we make big changes, we’ll notify you (probably with a sarcastic subject line).