💳 TL;DR: We take your money (legally) through Visa, MasterCard, JCB, and PayPal. No bitcoin, no IOUs, and definitely no “I’ll pay you next Tuesday” nonsense.
Because We Know You Have Better Things to Worry About
Let’s be real – you’re here for the snarky mugs and tees that’ll make your coworkers question your life choices, not to navigate some complicated payment labyrinth. That’s why we’ve kept things simple (unlike your love life).
Our “Take Your Money” Options
Visa: The classic choice for when you absolutely need that “I Hate Mornings” mug by tomorrow.
MasterCard: For those moments when your self-control is weaker than your morning coffee.
JCB: Because even international snark deserves proper payment processing.
PayPal: When you want that extra layer of security between your bank account and our irresistible cheeky products.
What We Don’t Accept (And Why)
🚫 Cryptocurrency: We prefer our currency to be as stable as your decision to buy that “This Might Be Wine” flask.
🚫 IOUs: Unless you’re willing to sign in blood (we’re joking… mostly).
🚫 Your grandma’s cookie recipe: While we appreciate the gesture, it won’t cover the cost of that “Sarcasm Loading” tee.
Security? Yeah, We’ve Got That Too
Your payment info is safer with us than your secrets are with your best friend after two glasses of wine. We use industry-standard encryption because the only thing we want to steal is your heart (and maybe your sense of dignity with our products).
⚠️ Important Note: All prices are in USD because converting to other currencies would require math, and we’re allergic to that after 3pm.
Still Have Payment Questions?
Email us at [email protected]. We respond faster than you can regret that impulse buy (usually within 24 hours, unless we’re busy testing how many mugs fit in one order).
Now go forth and purchase with confidence, you beautiful rebel. Your conservative aunt will never see that “Nice Personality” mug coming.
Stay Cheeky,
The CheekyNeep Crew
P.S. If your card gets declined, maybe try not buying all our “Wine Mom” merchandise at once? Just a thought.