Hey there, cheeky shopper! We know you’re eager to get your hands on those snarky mugs and hilarious tees, so we’ve made our delivery process as smooth as your best one-liner. Here’s everything you need to know about getting your CheekyNeep goodies delivered right to your doorstep (or hiding spot from your nosy roommate).

Shipping Options That Won’t Make You Roll Your Eyes

Standard Shipping – For the Impatient Prankster

Cost: $12.95 (worth every penny when you need that “I’m Not a Morning Person” mug by Friday)

Carrier: DHL or FedEx – the superheroes of delivery

Delivery Time: 10-15 days after we ship your order (which takes us 1-2 days because we’re thorough, not slow)

Perfect for when you forgot your best friend’s birthday until you saw it on Facebook this morning.

Free Shipping – For the Budget-Conscious Sass Master

Cost: FREE (because we like you almost as much as we like our morning coffee)

Minimum Order: $50 (that’s like two mugs and a keyring – treat yourself!)

Carrier: EMS – the tortoise to FedEx’s hare

Delivery Time: 15-25 days after shipping (great for surprises you plan way in advance, unlike most of your life decisions)

Pro tip: Combine orders with friends to hit the $50 mark and split the savings (or keep all the goodies for yourself – we won’t judge).

Where We Spread the Cheekiness

We ship worldwide because humor knows no borders! Well, almost worldwide – we haven’t quite cracked Antarctica (that one grumpy cousin we mentioned? Yeah, he’s still mad about it).

Excluded Areas: Some remote locations in Asia and places even carrier pigeons avoid. If you’re unsure, just ask – our customer service responds faster than your clever comeback!

Tracking Your Package Like a Stalker (But in a Healthy Way)

Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number so you can:

  • Refresh the page every 5 minutes like it’s a Taylor Swift ticket sale
  • Plan your outfit around your new tee’s arrival date
  • Stalk the delivery driver from your window (we don’t condone this, but we understand)

Returns – Because Even We Make Mistakes Sometimes

Not loving your purchase? Neither are we (just kidding, we’re devastated). You’ve got 15 days from delivery to start a return for items that:

  • Arrived damaged (our packing team is usually more careful than this)
  • Aren’t as cheeky as you expected (impossible, but we’ll hear you out)
  • Make you question your life choices (wait, that’s most of our products)

Note: Custom requests can’t be returned unless they arrive damaged. Choose your snark wisely!

Still have questions? Email us at [email protected] – we’re here to help, usually while drinking from one of our “This Might Be Wine” mugs.

Now go forth and shop with the confidence that your hilarious new treasures will arrive faster than your patience runs out!

Stay Cheeky,
The CheekyNeep Crew

P.S. If your package takes longer than expected, just blame it on the carrier’s lack of appreciation for fine humor. We certainly do.